I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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