He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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