i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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