woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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