I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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