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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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