Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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