I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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