real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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