You really coming over, don't trick.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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