I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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