what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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