This is not my ceiling
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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