Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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