Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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