literally had 100 drinks last night.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
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what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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