I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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