how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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