so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
