The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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