Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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