i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And then my night got REAL pukey
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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