I don't think brook has ever known best
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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