I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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