porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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