Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now