do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he thought i was a dude.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.