He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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