My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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