your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Randomize
