did you get engaged???
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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