so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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