hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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