Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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