My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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