Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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