Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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