I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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