Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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