11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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