i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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