I wanna bring you to show and tell
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
If I die, sorry about rent.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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