I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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