honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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