You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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