is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just found puke in my bra..
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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