Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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