The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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