Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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