My nipple is on Facebook.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just blew my weed a kiss
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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