just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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