We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
