She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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