Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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