You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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