idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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