are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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