Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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