Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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