just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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