he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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