i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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