Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
