I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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