We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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